well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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