I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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