The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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