Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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