No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I had to cum in my sink.
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