You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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