The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Help. Why am I so naked?
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