i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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