Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
All I want is dick and wine.
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