hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i think my cat just said my name.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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