i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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