I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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