this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
That's how pantless uber rides happen
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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