can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
