I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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