Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
