Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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