It's Friday. Sex?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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