I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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