oh god the rape fog is back!
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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