Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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