Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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