with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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