did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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