But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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