It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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