Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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