I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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