I just cut my nipple shaving
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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