you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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