By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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