I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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