I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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