Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Semen is not good for contacts.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
is it fun? or sober?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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