Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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