I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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