..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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