I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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