do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
