found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
