We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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