im having a threesome with these popsicles
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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