MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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