when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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