If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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