Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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