I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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