Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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