I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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