8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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