Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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