I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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